h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

moriartyisaprincess:

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

i’m hoping eventually tumblr user pizza will find this 

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

addiomiamore:

castielofasgard:

Holy shit I am laughing so hard

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

promo4homo:

this gif is the only things that matters in life

balkhy:

roughrimjob:

balkhy:

*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*

It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha